Copyright Lawyer’s Screenwriting Skills Endorsed On LinkedIn For Some Reason

(CLEVELAND) Maxwell Witte, a Cleveland-area copyright attorney, admitted Wednesday to being “confused” as to why he was endorsed by a colleague on LinkedIn for screenwriting, a skill set Witte admits he does not nor has ever possessed. “I logged in … Continue reading Copyright Lawyer’s Screenwriting Skills Endorsed On LinkedIn For Some Reason

Diners Club Members’ Data Hacked In Security Breach At Sizzler

(RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA) A large-scale security breach at the Sizzler restaurant in Rancho Cucamonga, California has resulted in compromised data of dozens of Diners Club card holders, the FBI reported today.  “It appears the personal data of several dozen customers … Continue reading Diners Club Members’ Data Hacked In Security Breach At Sizzler

GCG Staff Back From Club Hedonism, Resumes Production

 (NEW YORK) The staff of Great Caesar’s Ghost has returned from its extended company retreat at Club Hedonism in South Florida, and has resumed production of its industry-leading news site. We thank you for your patience. GCG management had determined that, after high levels of tension and multiple incidents of infighting, its staff needed to loosen its collar, kick up its feet, and let off some steam. And boy, did we let off some steam. News reporting is stressful, high-stakes business. It’s easy to lose sight of what really matters in life. Like the life-giving energy of the sun, the … Continue reading GCG Staff Back From Club Hedonism, Resumes Production

Middle Aged Dad In Fishing Hat, Sunglasses, Khaki Shorts, Fanny Pack, Knee-High Socks Enduring Humidity With Pained Look Of Extreme Constipation

(ST. PAUL, MN) Bill Lute, 57, of St. Paul, has been enduring the current heat wave in the Twin Cities area by donning his most effective anti-humidity wardrobe and being sure to show his discomfort with a strained look on his face as he walks around outside, it was reported over the weekend. Lute spent Saturday afternoon at the Minneapolis Sculpture Garden with his wife and went to a Saint Paul Saints baseball game on Sunday with his daughter. To battle the extreme heat and humidity and protect his Scandinavian skin, he made sure to wear his white fishing hat … Continue reading Middle Aged Dad In Fishing Hat, Sunglasses, Khaki Shorts, Fanny Pack, Knee-High Socks Enduring Humidity With Pained Look Of Extreme Constipation