International Community Opens International Community Center In Troubled Middle East

(BAGHDAD) The international community banded together during the past month to open an international community center in downtown Baghdad, designed to function as a safe space and creative outlet for the troubled Middle East section of Earth. The center was … Continue reading International Community Opens International Community Center In Troubled Middle East

Greece Stanches Bleeding, Transfers $1 Billion To 0% Interest Credit Card From Capital One

(ATHENS) Greece today took a major step forward in its debt relief by transferring large swaths of its debts to a single, 0% interest credit card. The nation’s largest creditor is now Capital One Bank. Frustrated with billions in debt … Continue reading Greece Stanches Bleeding, Transfers $1 Billion To 0% Interest Credit Card From Capital One

Blood Diamond Miners Wondering How Signet-Zales Deal Will Affect Salaries, Benefits

  With diamond giant Signet purchasing rival Zales for $690 million, many employees of both companies are wondering how the deal will affect their employment, salaries, and benefits. See our Business section this Sunday for in-depth analysis. Continue reading Blood Diamond Miners Wondering How Signet-Zales Deal Will Affect Salaries, Benefits

White House Responds To NSA Spying Criticism With New Travel Terror Alert

(WASHINGTON) The White House today addressed heavy criticism of the latest spying allegations involving the National Security Agency, announcing at a press conference that a new travel alert has just been issued for Americans traveling abroad. “The president takes the … Continue reading White House Responds To NSA Spying Criticism With New Travel Terror Alert

GCG Returns From Hiatus, Ready To Declare Obama Winner In 2012 Election

Great Caesar’s Ghost has returned from a six-month publishing hiatus and is ready to call Barack Obama the 2012 Presidential Election winner, with all precincts reporting. He defeated former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney. In our absence we realize many important … Continue reading GCG Returns From Hiatus, Ready To Declare Obama Winner In 2012 Election