(BEVERLY HILLS, CA) The Cryptkeeper, known to generations in America as a pun-spouting spinner of ghastly yarns in comics, film, and television, passed away last night at his home in Beverly Hills, California. He was 117. The cause was heart … Continue reading Cryptkeeper Dead At 117
(NEW YORK) The handsome TV man lied to us, it has been determined by the people in the TV. According to sources at the place where they make television, the handsome man who is on the TV screen told stories … Continue reading Report: Handsome TV Man Lied To Us
A four-part series in “Lifestyle” coming tomorrow. Continue reading Is The 3-Ring Circus Reducing Our Attention Spans?
Great Caesar’s Ghost has returned from a six-month publishing hiatus and is ready to call Barack Obama the 2012 Presidential Election winner, with all precincts reporting. He defeated former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney. In our absence we realize many important … Continue reading GCG Returns From Hiatus, Ready To Declare Obama Winner In 2012 Election
Major Characters To Be Killed Off, Universe Simplified, Publisher Says (MAMARONECK, NY) In order to reverse decades in declining sales and simplify its universe of characters, Archie Comics has announced it will engage in a “major housecleaning” in the spring … Continue reading Archie Comics Announces Major Housecleaning
Manhattan Island’s Residents ‘Ecstatic, Starstruck’ Over Newfound Attention (NEW YORK) NBC announced today that an upcoming sitcom slated for Fall 2013 will take place in right here in New York City, specifically on the tiny island of Manhattan. “Kidults,” a … Continue reading New TV Series To Take Place In New York City
(LOS ANGELES) Actress Katie Holmes, fresh off her separation from husband Tom Cruise, has left the church that believes that humans are latent extraterrestrials, it was reported earlier this week. Holmes will rejoin the church in which she grew up, … Continue reading Katie Holmes Leaves Church That Believes Humans Are Aliens For Church That Advises Drinking Human Blood