Study: Women Outnumbering Men In Bullshit College Degrees

(PRINCETON, NJ) A recent study out of Princeton University shows that American women are dominating their male counterparts when it comes to earning college degrees in the Liberal Arts, Social Sciences, and other bullshit fields.

According to the study, an overwhelming 80% of seniors earning undergraduate degrees in such horse shit majors as Philosophy, Art Therapy, Women’s Studies, Poetry, Leisure Studies, and Sociology are female. That number jumps to 89% in graduate programs.

“It’s just another sign that women are on the ascent in this country,” Princeton University professor Nells Frye said. “When it comes to amassing knowledge on utterly useless and colossally stupid disciplines, women enjoy an immense majority.”

Keiko Miller, a senior at the University of Iowa, wasn’t surprised one bit by the findings. “As women, we’re constantly in an uphill battle to gain equal footing with men,” Miller stated. “As a Feminist Studies major, I can tell you that females have made great strides in this field. Fifty or a hundred years ago there were maybe five women in a Feminist Studies class. Today it’s 100% female. That’s a very empowering statistic.”

Miller added, “The Humanities are no longer a ‘boy’s club.'”

But to Frye, the statistics are difficult to explain. “I’m not sure what’s deterring young men from entering these inane fields,” Frye admitted. “Perhaps they no longer want to dick around in college for four years. Perhaps they don’t believe a Fashion Design degree is necessary for a junior researcher job at Teen Vogue. Whatever the reason, men are turning away from traditional ways of studying various pseudosciences and hackneyed interpretations of hideous excuses for art. It’s vexing.”

And although the current labor market is in poor shape, Frye added that “with a bullshit degree, you can still work toward becoming a professor like me. Then schools will pay you to do research like this and give you tenure. It’s kind of like being a student for your whole life. It’s pretty sweet.”


10 thoughts on “Study: Women Outnumbering Men In Bullshit College Degrees

  1. USA spends 100-300 billion on education each years

    univ of california. univ of texas. univ of michigan..

    Tape all lectures/notes/labs. post on internet. world can see for Free Free Free.

    public college on public land with public tax-money…

  2. Free free free/still free free free.




    social sciences

    Free free free. all material is Free free free at Public library/public internet/web

    Tim Lee gave WWW (Web) away for Free free free.

    All 7-billion people on earth have Webpages for Free Free free.

    All material is Free free free. No need to pay $$$$$$ for this. All Free free free/still free free free

  3. perhaps its the fact that sexism against men is prevalent in these fields and that Misandry is the mode of operation for these professors.

  4. 1971-73 my women studies classes were all women one or two men.
    My art classes were a 1/4 women my psychology classes were a third women and growing.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s