(NEW YORK) A new New York Times/CBS News poll of 4,340 Americans shows a serious mistrust in, and unwillingness to vote for, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, it was reported late Wednesday. The poll’s surprising results demonstrated that a majority … Continue reading Poll Finds Anti-Clinton Bias Among Voters Simply Because She A Clinton
Great Caesar’s Ghost is proud to bring you a list of practical tips on how to make more money. When choosing a college degree, go for a STEM (Science, technology, engineering, or math) degree. For the ladies: Marry a … Continue reading GCG Tips: How To Make More Money
(NEW YORK) According to a recent Gallup poll, Ohio Governor John Kasich is viewed favorably by 64% of Americans voters, owing mostly to the fact that American voters haven’t learned enough about the presidential candidate to truly hate him. Kasich, … Continue reading Poll: Candidate Americans Don’t Know Well Enough To Hate Viewed Favorably
(WASHINGTON, DC) The Justice Department announced on Monday it had successfully unlocked the iPhone owned by one of the San Bernardino gunmen, rendering moot its case against Apple, Inc., in which it sought to compel the corporation to provide technology … Continue reading U.S. Unlocks Terrorist’s iPhone, Drops It In Toilet; Warranty Is Expired
1790: Before a joint session of Congress, George Washington delivers the nation’s first State of the Union address, remarking on how bright the future looks for Americans that are white, male, adult, land owners, and presently earning a government paycheck. … Continue reading Memorable State Of The Union Moments In History
(LINCOLN, Nebraska) Phil Sutcliffe, a needy little man who works in Accounts Payable at GlobalTech Enterprises in Lincoln, has reportedly included a ‘read receipt’ in an email he sent to a co-worker late Tuesday. The email, which asked for a … Continue reading Needy Little Man Includes Read Receipt In Email
(ALBANY, NEW YORK) The New York State Supreme Court has ordered the fantasy sports betting sites FanDuel and DraftKings to shut down operations within the state, it was reported over the weekend. The court has deemed the two sites to … Continue reading New York State Orders FanDuel, Draft Kings To Cease Operations; Announces This Week’s Cash4Life Winning Numbers
(MINOT, ND) Self-loathing Republican Senate candidate Eric Chapman announced yesterday that he is against abortion under all circumstances, “except in the case of Martin and Rosalie Chapman in 1968.” “Ladies and gentlemen, hear this: If elected, I will work tirelessly … Continue reading Self-Loathing Senate Candidate Against Abortion Except In Case of His Parents 47 Years Ago
(BEVERLY HILLS, CA) The Cryptkeeper, known to generations in America as a pun-spouting spinner of ghastly yarns in comics, film, and television, passed away last night at his home in Beverly Hills, California. He was 117. The cause was heart … Continue reading Cryptkeeper Dead At 117
(WASHINGTON) In a stunning new development in the ongoing Hillary Clinton email controversy, anonymous sources who worked under Mrs. Clinton while she was Secretary of State have revealed that she was not only using … Continue reading Sources: Hillary Clinton Was Still Using Lycos.com Email While In State Department
