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Copyright Lawyer’s Screenwriting Skills Endorsed On LinkedIn For Some Reason

(CLEVELAND) Maxwell Witte, a Cleveland-area copyright attorney, admitted Wednesday to being “confused” as to why he was endorsed by a colleague on LinkedIn for screenwriting, a skill set Witte admits he does not nor has ever possessed. “I logged in … Continue reading Copyright Lawyer’s Screenwriting Skills Endorsed On LinkedIn For Some Reason

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Diners Club Members’ Data Hacked In Security Breach At Sizzler

(RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA) A large-scale security breach at the Sizzler restaurant in Rancho Cucamonga, California has resulted in compromised data of dozens of Diners Club card holders, the FBI reported today.  “It appears the personal data of several dozen customers … Continue reading Diners Club Members’ Data Hacked In Security Breach At Sizzler

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International Community Opens International Community Center In Troubled Middle East

(BAGHDAD) The international community banded together during the past month to open an international community center in downtown Baghdad, designed to function as a safe space and creative outlet for the troubled Middle East section of Earth. The center was … Continue reading International Community Opens International Community Center In Troubled Middle East

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NRA Admits 2nd Amendment Would Be Pretty Useless Against A Tyrannical U.S. Military

(FAIRFAX, Va.) National Rifle Association president Wayne LaPierre conceded today that the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, while preserving the right of citizens to “keep and bear arms,” would probably not stave off a mad attack on the populace … Continue reading NRA Admits 2nd Amendment Would Be Pretty Useless Against A Tyrannical U.S. Military

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Greece Stanches Bleeding, Transfers $1 Billion To 0% Interest Credit Card From Capital One

(ATHENS) Greece today took a major step forward in its debt relief by transferring large swaths of its debts to a single, 0% interest credit card. The nation’s largest creditor is now Capital One Bank. Frustrated with billions in debt … Continue reading Greece Stanches Bleeding, Transfers $1 Billion To 0% Interest Credit Card From Capital One