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New York State Orders FanDuel, Draft Kings To Cease Operations; Announces This Week’s Cash4Life Winning Numbers

(ALBANY, NEW YORK) The New York State Supreme Court has ordered the fantasy sports betting sites FanDuel and DraftKings to shut down operations within the state, it was reported over the weekend. The court has deemed the two sites to … Continue reading New York State Orders FanDuel, Draft Kings To Cease Operations; Announces This Week’s Cash4Life Winning Numbers

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Self-Loathing Senate Candidate Against Abortion Except In Case of His Parents 47 Years Ago

(MINOT, ND) Self-loathing Republican Senate candidate Eric Chapman announced yesterday that he is against abortion under all circumstances, “except in the case of Martin and Rosalie Chapman in 1968.” “Ladies and gentlemen, hear this: If elected, I will work tirelessly … Continue reading Self-Loathing Senate Candidate Against Abortion Except In Case of His Parents 47 Years Ago

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Sources: Hillary Clinton Was Still Using Lycos.com Email While In State Department

              (WASHINGTON) In a stunning new development in the ongoing Hillary Clinton email controversy, anonymous sources who worked under Mrs. Clinton while she was Secretary of State have revealed that she was not only using … Continue reading Sources: Hillary Clinton Was Still Using Lycos.com Email While In State Department

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Copyright Lawyer’s Screenwriting Skills Endorsed On LinkedIn For Some Reason

(CLEVELAND) Maxwell Witte, a Cleveland-area copyright attorney, admitted Wednesday to being “confused” as to why he was endorsed by a colleague on LinkedIn for screenwriting, a skill set Witte admits he does not nor has ever possessed. “I logged in … Continue reading Copyright Lawyer’s Screenwriting Skills Endorsed On LinkedIn For Some Reason